Why do we hate the 2012 BMW X6 M?

Let's see. How many reasons are there for me to hate the BMW X6 M?

1. A twin-turbocharged 4.4-liter V8
2. 555 horsepower at 5,750 rpm
3. Zero to 60 mph in 4.7 seconds
4. All Wheel Drive
5. About $90,000 base price -- which means more like $100 grand by the time you get any options on it.
6. It's also very funky looking. And I mean that in a good way. It's looks like a stink bug on steroids.
7. Uhh. Okay -- I don't hate it.